Friday Humor: New Financial Report Finds Economy "Invincible Forever" This Time [zero hedge]
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Friday Humor: New Financial Report Finds Economy "Invincible Forever" This TimeNot The Onion...OK, so the top has been called.....Whoooppeeeee!!!!!!!....and the chicks are free!!!!!!Didn't Old Man Yellen say something about "no more crises in our lifetimes" a few months back? THAT was definitely not the Onion.Is today April 1st ?i thought it was 25 May.It was 25 May, but just like the good economic times, it will change soon.We've reached a permanently high invincible forever full retard plateau"PHIFFRP"great acronym, sounds like the sound that Jeff Sessions makes when he forgets to put in his teeth.I have to say the economy is likely fine. Its the government and its socialist polices that are fucking everyone. Printing money and giving it to ghetto rats, illegals, foreign governments that hate us and propping up failed companies in the name of false green energy has robbed the nation. And wars fought without trying to win, is also a huge waste of time. If America truly wants to help
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