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Nikki Glaser's cut Golden Globes jokes are savage works of art [CNN]

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The comedian returned to host the event on Sunday night for the second time, kicking off the show with an opening monologue full of enough zingers for a celebrity roast. But there were several jokes that, naturally, fell onto the cutting room floor. Glaser fired off a few of those cut jokes while appearing on “The Howard Stern Show” on Tuesday, and nobody was safe, including everyone from Julia Roberts to Jeff Goldblum. She also had a bunch more leveled at Sean Penn. Here are some of Glaser's spicier jokes that got cut: “Sean Penn is nominated tonight, I'm assuming for best neck veins?” “Leo (DiCaprio), why are you always squinting? I mean, I assume it's to read your girlfriend's ID. Just making sure that the year starts with a 2.” “Julia Roberts is nominated for ‘After The Hunt.' I don't know what it's about but I'm assuming the hunt was to find someone who's seen it?” “Jonathan Bailey is here. Jonathan is the first openly gay man to be named the ‘Sexiest Man Alive' by P Show less Read more
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